Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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