How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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