and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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