It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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