is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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