It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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