Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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