That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
A+ Viking dick
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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