if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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