I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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