i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Randomize
