I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Randomize
