is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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