i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
