this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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