Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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