We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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