The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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