Sry I called you an 8
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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