im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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