don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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