he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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