So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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