we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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