before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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