party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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