She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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