Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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