he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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