apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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