32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize
