is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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