I showed him my bush... on skype.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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