I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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