i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
