eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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