Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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