Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
are you so shy because you have an std?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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