I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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