Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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