Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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