Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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