I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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