ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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