I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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