happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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