the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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