i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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