Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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