You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
