this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
is it fun? or sober?
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