an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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