I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
this will be a night to untag.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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