i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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