she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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