i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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