Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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