You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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