i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I am available for nakedness
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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