ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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