I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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