we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
