I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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