that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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