That's intense
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
